i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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