it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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