Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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