I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Randomize
