Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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