what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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