anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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