I smell stomach acid.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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