So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I just forgot I was standing up.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
