I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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