Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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