I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I'm just crazy horny about you
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Randomize
