Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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