Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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