Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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