You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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