You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
how does that bad decision feel?
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