A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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