i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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