i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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