and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
So. Much. Porn.
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