So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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