Acid is not a monday night drug
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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