It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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