I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
false alarm, still single
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