physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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