Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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