In the future we'll all be gay
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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