he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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