Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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