So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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