I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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