Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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