It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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