My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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