You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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