better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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