How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
It's no shave November. This is our time.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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