i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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