# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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