What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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