I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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