We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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