Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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