I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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