i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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