i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
You dont lie about slip and slides
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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