What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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