people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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