So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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